One for DMaxer...lmao....although I don't know many Lawyers would have rental agreements...the last Lawyer I went to said he charged $300 for three questions..I said 'that's rather steep, isn't it?'..."It is,....and what is your final question?'......

A Lawyer who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.

But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.....

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent to him because they felt the children would destroy the place...

He couldn't say he had NO children, because being a Lawyer he simply couldn't lie......

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaing one with him to view rental homes with the Real Estate Agent.

He really liked one of the homes and the price was right---the Agent inevitably asked,

"How many children do you have?"....

He answered "Twelve"......and the Agent asked, "Where are the others?"..

The Lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, that always evoked sympathy, answered,

"They're...in...the..Cemetery with their dear mother."......

Moral..it is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words...

It's also why many Australian Politicians are Lawyers....

Hoo Roo