Hey Rod, thats a GEM of a joke... I laughed out loud (LOL) so hard I almost pee'd ma pants!!! Here's one back at ya!
This grasshopper came into the pub one day, sat up on the counter and asked for a gin & tonic. The barman said to the grasshopper,
"do you know your famous...we named a drink after you?" With this the grasshopper replies, "What...Eric?
Gwynnie
Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife:
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that.'
Hey Rod, thats a GEM of a joke... I laughed out loud (LOL) so hard I almost pee'd ma pants!!! Here's one back at ya!
This grasshopper came into the pub one day, sat up on the counter and asked for a gin & tonic. The barman said to the grasshopper,
"do you know your famous...we named a drink after you?" With this the grasshopper replies, "What...Eric?
Gwynnie