A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, ...
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true.
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - don't it?....Have a farting good day

Great literary verse.

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Shoulda gone spec savers !