A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway
He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.
The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you?
The husband replies he wants my license!
The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.
The wife yells what?! What did he say to you?
The husband yells back he says I was speeding!
As the officer looks at the license he notices theyre from Perth you know, I used to live in Perth.
Worst place ever.
I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldnt cook worth sh!it, constantly belittled me, and the sex was just awful.
The old lady once again yells what?! What did he say to you?
The husband yells back he said you two used to date!
A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway
He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.
The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you?
The husband replies he wants my license!
The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.
The wife yells what?! What did he say to you?
The husband yells back he says I was speeding!
As the officer looks at the license he notices theyre from Perth you know, I used to live in Perth.
Worst place ever.
I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldnt cook worth sh!it, constantly belittled me, and the sex was just awful.
The old lady once again yells what?! What did he say to you?
The husband yells back he said you two used to date!