An old couple is sitting on their couch, and the woman turns to her husband.
If I died tomorrow, would you still want to get married again at your age?
The husband shrugs. Well, I wouldnt want to be lonely so yes.
The wife shoots him a dirty look. Would you live in our house with your new wife?
Well, the house has already been paid off so yes.
The wife starts getting angrier. Will she have everything of mine? Will she use my golf clubs?!
Oh, no, says the husband. Shes left-handed.
An old couple is sitting on their couch, and the woman turns to her husband.
If I died tomorrow, would you still want to get married again at your age?
The husband shrugs. Well, I wouldnt want to be lonely so yes.
The wife shoots him a dirty look. Would you live in our house with your new wife?
Well, the house has already been paid off so yes.
The wife starts getting angrier. Will she have everything of mine? Will she use my golf clubs?!
Oh, no, says the husband. Shes left-handed.