1. Avoid cutting yourself whilst slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Tony Bev said
12:03 AM Nov 22, 2017
That got a chuckle out of me, Pete
Possum3 said
09:05 AM Nov 22, 2017
Too true about tools; The complete toolbox, WD40, Gaffer Tape, Hammer, Pliers.
RustyD said
10:47 AM Nov 22, 2017
Possum3 wrote:
Too true about tools; The complete toolbox, WD40, Gaffer Tape, Hammer, Pliers.
One more item. Used be binder twine but today it's cable ties.
Amazingly simple home remedies:
1. Avoid cutting yourself whilst slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
One more item. Used be binder twine but today it's cable ties.