Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".

Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."

Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".

Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".

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Husband is recovering from head injuries now.

oops be careful what you say.