Farmer Christopher was in pub drinking beer and looking all depressed.
His friend Ferdinand asked him why he was looking depressed. Christopher answered; Some things you just cant explain. This morning I was in barn and milking the cow. As soon as the pail was full the cow kicked it down with his right foot so I tied up his right foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the pail again and cow kicked it down with his left foot, so I tied his left foot to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the pail with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail.
As I was tying up her tail, my trousers dropped down, then my wife came in and well,
Farmer Christopher was in pub drinking beer and looking all depressed.
His friend Ferdinand asked him why he was looking depressed. Christopher answered; Some things you just cant explain. This morning I was in barn and milking the cow. As soon as the pail was full the cow kicked it down with his right foot so I tied up his right foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the pail again and cow kicked it down with his left foot, so I tied his left foot to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the pail with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail.
As I was tying up her tail, my trousers dropped down, then my wife came in and well,
trust me, some things you just cant explain!
A hecow? ??
Robert