A man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.
The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.
He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.
Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.
Blues Man said
07:59 AM Feb 8, 2018
Paintar said
08:41 AM Feb 8, 2018
Dont know whats funny about that, I was deadly serious about telling him he could have my wife.
Possum3 said
09:55 AM Feb 8, 2018
I had a mate that was always threatening to leave his Missus and her reply was always, "'You'd miss me" - He didn't; he used a telescopic sight. Now I'll go in the naughty corner.
A man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.
The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.
He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.
Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.