A woman who has a doctors appointment with Dr. Wong, arrives at the surgery and is called in by the awaiting Doctor.

He says to the woman "What seems to be the problem?"

She replies, "Well doctor, I have a major problem staying in a relationship and I can't understand why."

The doctor says remove all your clothes and go and stand on the other side of the room."

She thought this was a strange request, but decided to comply regardless.

The doctor then said "get down on your hands and knees and crawl towards me."

She did as she was instructed and on arriving at the doctors side of the room he said "Now crawl back to the other side of the room, stand up and put your clothes back on."

After she did this she said to the doctor "Well doctor is it anything serious?"

He replied " Well madam I'm afraid to tell you, you have Zacary decease."

"Zacary decease!!! I've never heard of it, what exactly is it?"

Dr Wong replies "Simply put, your face looks zacary like your arsehole."