A cat burglar broke into a house during the night, as he started to collect some goodies and put them in his bag.

He heard a voice saying - Jesus is watching you.

The burglar turned his flashlight in the direction of the voice.

The burglar saw a parrot which said again - Jesus is watching you.

The astounded burglar said to the parrot - Who are you?

I am Moses said the parrot.

To which the burglar replied what a stupid name, who would call a parrot Moses?

The parrot replied, - the same people that called the Rottweiler Jesus.