Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

The other guy replies, Yes I do. And hands him a 10 inch BIC lighter.

Surprised, he asks, Where did you get this?

The other guy replies, Oh, I have a personal genie.

Really? Can I make a wish?

Sure, says the man, but speak clearly because he is hard of hearing.

Okay, I will. He says. I want a million bucks.

The genie says, Okay, and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead.

And the guy says to the other, You werent kidding. Your genie really is hard of hearing, isnt he?

I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?

Aussie Paul. 

RustyD wrote:

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Same genie who gave a bloke a 12" pianist.

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 Yep. 

Aussie Paul. 

Love it.