Stealing someone's coffee - is called a mugging

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The other day I held the door open for a clown - It was a nice Jester.

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Pasteurise  - Too far to see.

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No matter how far you push the envelope - it will still be stationery.

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Who ever invented Knock knock jokes - should get a Nobell Prize.

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Energizer bunny arrested - Charged with battery.

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I put my Grandma on speed dial - I call that Instagram.