She was standing in the kitchen preparing for their usual boiled egg and toast for breakfast wearing only a tee-shirt that she usually slept in.

As he walked in almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,

"You have to make love to me at this very moment".

His eyes lit up as he wondered "I am still dreaming or is this my lucky day?'

Not wanting to lose the moment - He embraced her and gave it his all - right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said "Thanks" and turned around back to the stove with her tee-shirt wrapped around her neck and went on with her cooking.

Happy but a little puzzled he asked "What was that all about?"

She explained - "The egg timer is broken"

3min , yeah thats about right.................if ya lucky.