Senior couple watching TV as hubby sipped on his beveridge . He says "I never want to become a vegetable, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive!" SO She got up, pulled the TV power lead out of the socket and threw out his bottle of beer.

Good one.

Yea they take things seriously!! I once said the dog eats better than me ., Got home from work . Note on bench . Dinner in fridge . Aha . Can of dog food on a plate . Ahaha . I gave to the dog . Left meagge . Dinner was nutritious!! Lol