A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.
There it is, said the Englishman. Its quite impressive, I must admit.
You call that big? scoffed the Texan. Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!
Im not surprised, said the Englishman. Thats the local lunatic asylum!
Aussie Paul.
Now aint that the truth.
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.
There it is, said the Englishman. Its quite impressive, I must admit.
You call that big? scoffed the Texan. Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!
Im not surprised, said the Englishman. Thats the local lunatic asylum!
Aussie Paul.
Now aint that the truth.