Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?

Pastor replied,

No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal.

The man answered

Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?

Pastor exclaimed,

Sweet Jesus! Why didnt u tell me that dog was a Christian. 

Aussie Paul.