8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get worse
Possum3 said
12:34 PM May 19, 2018
Oh so true, but I loved it.
Tony Bev said
12:57 PM May 19, 2018
That got a chuckle out of me
Especially at 8:45 when the TV news crew, turned up
fwdoz said
11:57 PM May 19, 2018
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
JA2340 said
06:19 PM May 20, 2018
fwdoz wrote:
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
But ... then I'd still have years and years to go before retirement!
fwdoz said
09:36 PM May 20, 2018
JA2340 wrote:
fwdoz wrote:
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
But ... then I'd still have years and years to go before retirement!
But if you took back winning Lotto numbers with you, you could retire sooner!
Blues Man said
09:23 AM May 21, 2018
fwdoz wrote:
JA2340 wrote:
fwdoz wrote:
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
But ... then I'd still have years and years to go before retirement!
But if you took back winning Lotto numbers with you, you could retire sooner!
I won lotto once .....about $30 .....so i couldn't retire.
JA2340 said
07:48 PM May 21, 2018
fwdoz wrote:
JA2340 wrote:
fwdoz wrote:
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
But ... then I'd still have years and years to go before retirement!
But if you took back winning Lotto numbers with you, you could retire sooner!
It had been snowing all night. So:
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one
snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a
burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with
eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get worse
Especially at 8:45 when the TV news crew, turned up
Spot on. Everything offends everyone these days. Pity we cant wind back the clock to when all this PC bulls**t started.
But ... then I'd still have years and years to go before retirement!
But if you took back winning Lotto numbers with you, you could retire sooner!
They still expect that you buy a ticket ...