I ended up with an older woman at a club last night - she looked OK for a 57year old.

We drank a bit and she stated to get real friendly, she asked if I had ever had a "Sportsman Double".

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and Daughter threesome" she replied.

We drank a bit more, then she replied that tonight was my lucky night. 

We went back to her place, went inside and she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs.

"Mom, are you still awake?"