Stormy Daniels (Donald Trump's friend) and Queen
Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They
both met with an angel to find out if they would be
admitted to Heaven

The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space
available in Heaven  today so I must decide which one of
you will be admitted."

The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular
reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her
top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect
breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen
Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and
flushed it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may
go into Heaven."

Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about?
I showed you two of  God's own perfect creations and you
turned me down. She simply flushed a  commode and she
got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to  me?"

"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a
royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they  are." 

Aussie Paul.