Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.

The priest asks, Is that you, little Joey Pagano?

Yes, Father, it is.

And who was the girl you were with?

I cant tell you, Father. I dont want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Joey, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?

Ill never tell.

Was it Nina Capelli?

Im sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?

Please, Father! I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. Youre very tight lipped, and I admire that. But youve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, Whatd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads...