A husband is frustrated by the lack of intimacy with his wife and comes up with a plan to spice up their sex life.

Darling, shall we try a new position tonight? he asks.

The wife pauses for a moment and thinks about her response.

Sure, she replies.

Shocked, the husband isnt quite sure what to do, before the wife comes up with a suggestion.

You stand by the ironing board, and Ill sit on the couch all night drinking beer and farting.