A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbles across a Genie's lamp partially buried in the sand.

She picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds a Genie appears before her and tells her he can grant her one true desire.

Without hesitating, the woman says: "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looks at the map and says: "Wow lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but I'm not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thinks for a minute, and says: "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for... my perfect mate."

The Genie lets out a long sigh and says: "Let me see that bloody map again!"