A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctor
The doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure and
is a little different from what you are used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say , '99'
The guy obeys and says, "99".
The doctor says , "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say ,'99".
Again, the guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, "Very good". Now, I want you to lie on your back and with your knees raised
I'm going to check your prostate with one hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The guy begins,"One... two.... three."
STRETCH ARMSTRONG said
06:20 PM Aug 16, 2018
Blues Man said
07:40 AM Aug 17, 2018
Grandad5 said
09:42 AM Aug 17, 2018
Ok, that one was a knee slapper. Love it!
Robreen said
06:20 PM Aug 17, 2018
What slapped you knee?
rockylizard said
08:09 PM Aug 17, 2018
Gday...
couldn't have been wot ya think .... she was holding that
A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctor
The doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure and
is a little different from what you are used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say , '99'
The guy obeys and says, "99".
The doctor says , "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say ,'99".
Again, the guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, "Very good". Now, I want you to lie on your back and with your knees raised
I'm going to check your prostate with one hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The guy begins,"One... two.... three."
Gday...
cheers - John