1. Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day Adam Rowe
2. I had a job drilling holes for water it was well boring Leo Kearse
3. I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I dont pay it back, Im going to get repossessed Olaf Falafel
4. In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me Daniel Audritt
5. What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens? Flo and Joan 6. Ive got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but its not easy. They keep moving the goalposts Darren Walsh
7. Trump said hed build a wall but he hasnt even picked up a brick. Hes just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project Justin Moorhouse
8= I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it Adele Cliff
8= Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off? Alex Edelman
10. I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend its like this all the time Laura Lexx.
1. Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day Adam Rowe
2. I had a job drilling holes for water it was well boring Leo Kearse
3. I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I dont pay it back, Im going to get repossessed Olaf Falafel
4. In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me Daniel Audritt
5. What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens? Flo and Joan
6. Ive got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but its not easy. They keep moving the goalposts Darren Walsh
7. Trump said hed build a wall but he hasnt even picked up a brick. Hes just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project Justin Moorhouse
8= I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it Adele Cliff
8= Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off? Alex Edelman
10. I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend its like this all the time Laura Lexx.