Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother
asks why he replys. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the
little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom
says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to
count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10
why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes
home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the
bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they
white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6.

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father,
"Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?" The dad replies, "Why do you want
to know, son?" "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want
to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true
what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little
Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in
the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good"
and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is
our Lord and Savior," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to
sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP
YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little
Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs,
take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,
an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe,
an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The
teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the
child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the
lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch.

Aussie Paul. 

All great gags AP