A thirsty man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Suddenly he hears someone say: Hey! Nice tie!
The man looks around to see who complimented him, but he couldnt see anyone.
Hey! Nice shirt!
Again, the man looks around but still cant see anyone.
Hey! Nice suit!
The man then called the bartender over to ask if it was him giving the compliments.
Its not me, the bartender says. Its the complimentary peanuts.
A thirsty man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Suddenly he hears someone say: Hey! Nice tie!
The man looks around to see who complimented him, but he couldnt see anyone.
Hey! Nice shirt!
Again, the man looks around but still cant see anyone.
Hey! Nice suit!
The man then called the bartender over to ask if it was him giving the compliments.
Its not me, the bartender says. Its the complimentary peanuts.