Johnny was playing outside when he had to go to the bathroom. He runs inside his house and his grandma was in the bathroom naked about to take a shower. He looks at her nether regions and says "What's that?" She says "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny". The next day the same thing happens, only his mum is taking the shower. He says "Mum I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because its tongue is hanging out".