The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and

it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey 

that he entered it in the

race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S

ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 

publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter

the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline 

read: 

BISHOP 

SCRATCHES

PASTOR'S

ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he 

ordered the Pastor to get

rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a 

nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 

the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to 

get rid of the donkey so she 

sold it to a farmer for $10. 

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS

ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he 

ordered the Nun to buy back

the donkey and lead it to the plains where

it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being 

concerned about public opinion

can bring you much grief and

misery . . even shorten your 

life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 

you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!