An angry husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And when Im finished with my bath, guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, The funeral director would be my guess.