A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field.
"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.
They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan says: "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
After a while the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field.
"And what are those?" he asks.
"Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?" the Aussie replies.
Blues Man said
10:40 AM Nov 11, 2018
Greg 1 said
04:39 PM Nov 11, 2018
Give me the Texan's name. I have a bridge I can sell him
grahos said
03:12 PM Nov 15, 2018
This is a true story,A cousin and a friend of mine with their wives were in a eating area in Texas when this Texan comes over to them and says I have got a big ranch of 100 acres,how big is yours in Australia,Bob said 6ooo acres in victoria and 10000 acres in NSW,The Texan quickly walk off with his tail between his legs.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field.
"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.
They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan says: "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
After a while the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field.
"And what are those?" he asks.
"Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?" the Aussie replies.