A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
The woman looked confused and asked, Why?
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.
fwdoz said
06:10 PM Nov 12, 2018
I was once speaking to my wife as we walked up & down the aisles in the supermarket. Reaching around to help pull the trolley along, there was resistance. I turned around to find my wife nowhere in sight & some frumpy cow sneering at me with a face as black as thunder.
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
The woman looked confused and asked, Why?
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.
I was once speaking to my wife as we walked up & down the aisles in the supermarket. Reaching around to help pull the trolley along, there was resistance. I turned around to find my wife nowhere in sight & some frumpy cow sneering at me with a face as black as thunder.
Frigging woman just vanishes into the ionosphere!