Yep on my laptop. It's a word document in email form.
I have Windows 10 and opens through Microsoft Office
Joe50 said
12:56 AM Dec 8, 2018
I think it needs Microsoft Outlook which is included in most versions of Office, although my version (Office 2010 Home and Student) only has Outlook as a trial, which I de-selected when I installed it (on Windows 10). I can't open the link either.
Possum3 said
08:37 AM Dec 8, 2018
That one I could open for some reason.
PeterD said
02:26 PM Dec 8, 2018
Goldfinger wrote:
Does it open for any-one?....
I suggest you convert it to a PDF file. What programme are you viewing it on? When you do a "Save AS" does it give you an option to save it as a PDF file. If not then what other options does the programme give you to save the file?
Tony Bev said
10:20 PM Dec 10, 2018
I am given the option of opening it with Microsoft Outlook
It then asks me to configure Microsoft Outlook, but I would rather not
Is there any chance of a UTUBE link, Goldfinger
Sahara05 said
10:39 PM Dec 10, 2018
Perhaps we all can enjoy it then.
Jeff
Grandad5 said
09:27 AM Dec 11, 2018
Does this help?
1. PENSION SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex."
"Pension sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
2. LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said. "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.
"The problem is," she complained. "It wakes me up!"
3. QUIET SEX
Cheers
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"
4. ARGUMENT SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yelled. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'"
"Yeah," she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last.'"
5. WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
6. ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 97-year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defence.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honour. I figured that at 97, if he could still have sex...he could also probably fly.
Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....
Couldn't open it Goldfinger ,just a blank.
Not on my iPad.
I have Windows 10 and opens through Microsoft Office
I suggest you convert it to a PDF file. What programme are you viewing it on? When you do a "Save AS" does it give you an option to save it as a PDF file. If not then what other options does the programme give you to save the file?
It then asks me to configure Microsoft Outlook, but I would rather not
Is there any chance of a UTUBE link, Goldfinger
Jeff
1. PENSION SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex."
"Pension sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
2. LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said. "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.
"The problem is," she complained. "It wakes me up!"
3. QUIET SEX
Cheers
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"
4. ARGUMENT SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yelled. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'"
"Yeah," she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last.'"
5. WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
6. ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 97-year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defence.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honour. I figured that at 97, if he could still have sex...he could also probably fly.
Half an inch on a dry brush.