A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional.
I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest.
Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost?
Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped, the Irishman replies.
Rubbing together is the same as putting it in, the priest yells. You mustnt see that woman again. For your sins, say three Hail Marys and put $50 in the donation box.
The Irishman leaves the confessional, says his prayers then walks over to the donation box. He stops for a moment and puts his $50 back in his pocket.
The priest, who is watching, runs over to the man.
I saw that, he says. You didnt put the money in the box!
Thats right, the Irishman replies. But I rubbed the $50 on the box and according to you, its the same as putting it in.
A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional.
I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest.
Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost?
Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped, the Irishman replies.
Rubbing together is the same as putting it in, the priest yells. You mustnt see that woman again. For your sins, say three Hail Marys and put $50 in the donation box.
The Irishman leaves the confessional, says his prayers then walks over to the donation box. He stops for a moment and puts his $50 back in his pocket.
The priest, who is watching, runs over to the man.
I saw that, he says. You didnt put the money in the box!
Thats right, the Irishman replies. But I rubbed the $50 on the box and according to you, its the same as putting it in.