Concerned, he asks, Whats the matter, love?

She sniffles and says, I wanted to surprise you with a proper breakfast but I dont know how to cook or clean.

The husband laughs softly, gives her a cuddle, and replies, Thats alright, darling. I couldnt care less about that. Come back upstairs and Ill show you what I fancy for breakfast.

Up to the bedroom they go.

Later that day, the husband pops home for lunch and once again finds his wife sobbing in the kitchen.

Oh nowhats wrong this time? he asks.

Its the same problem, she says. I wanted to make you lunch, but I still cant cook.

With a grin, the husband says, No worries at all. Lets head back upstairs and Ill have lunch there instead.

And off they go again.

That evening, the husband returns home and is greeted by a rather unexpected sight: his wife completely naked, sliding down the banister. She runs back upstairsWHOOSHdown she goes again. After the third trip, he finally asks, utterly confused, What on earth are you doing?!

To which the new bride replies, Warming up your supper!