My wife and I went out to the county fair in Texas last month,
and one of the first barns we wandered into was the prize bull exhibit.
We stopped at the first stall and saw a big sign that read,
THIS BULL BRED 52 TIMES LAST YEAR.
My wife nudged me with a grin and said,
Fifty-two times? Thats once a week, like clockwork.
We moved along to the next stall where another sign read,
THIS BULL BRED 156 TIMES LAST YEAR.
She poked me a little harder and said,
Three times a week! You might want to take notes.
At the last stall, the sign was in big bold letters,
THIS BULL BRED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.
She was so excited she nearly cracked a rib and said,
That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.
I smiled and said,
Why dont you ask him if it was with the same old heifer every time?
My condition has improved from critical to stable,
and with a little rest and ice packs, I should make a full recovery.
BBN2 said
04:39 PM Mar 14, 2026
That's domestic violence.
Southern Cruizer said
06:47 PM Mar 14, 2026
BBN2 wrote:
That's domestic violence.
That's true but wanted someone to say it so I can agree with them
BBN2 said
07:09 PM Mar 14, 2026
Golfer hits his wife
A cop was investigating a domestic violence call where a woman said that her husband beat her with a golf club. The cop held up a bloody club and asked the husband, "How many times did you hit her?"
The husband replied, "Seven or eight, but put me down for a four."
That's true but wanted someone to say it so I can agree with them
A cop was investigating a domestic violence call where a woman said that her husband beat her with a golf club. The cop held up a bloody club and asked the husband, "How many times did you hit her?"
The husband replied, "Seven or eight, but put me down for a four."
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What's good for the goose....