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Investment Advice


Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the recycling REFUND in South Australia, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.


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LOL, now I have a valid reason for having a beer or two

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I always knew it was a sound investment, now to convince the dragon

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Grizzley

I have decided that you should be my investment advisor - I like a beer, wine, spirit, in whatever container, and am partaking of a wine right now.

Lets do lunch - tax deductable if you pay for mine and I pay for yours.

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