dirty little kids

al · Senior Member

dirty little kids

Firefly · Guru

Oh yuk, I have never heard of that before, thanks for the heads up, I will make sure we have a lock on ours now if its possible.

Can I ask where you were when this happened?

JRH · Guru

Friends of ours had the same problem in a CP only kids parents were not so obliging, told our friends it was not possible as their kid said he didn't do it and that their kids do not tell lies.

I have a lock on my water tank.

Rolly · Guru

Used to be a problem with petrol tanks at one time too.

I heard of someone who did it with a shampoo bottle. wink

Vic41 · Senior Member

That's the trouble JRH, some parents are in denial and don't want to think their little Johnny or Jill would lie to them. Most of us did (lied) to save getting a belting at one time or another when we were kids, or blamed our sisters or brother, lol.

Al, like Firefly said, could you give us an idea of where it happened, just a general idea of the area or town, you don't have to mention the park, mind you it could happen anywhere, a bit like block all the toilets up with toilet paper and lock the cubicle doors from the inside and then jump over and out the next cubicle, another kid trick they get up too.

Thanks
Vic

-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 20th of August 2009 10:26:49 AM

Gary and Kerry · Guru

Rolly wrote:

Used to be a problem with petrol tanks at one time too.

Years ago when I was working on Caribou aircraft, there was a guy who was pissed of with the CO and so one night poured sugar into one aircraft's fuel tanks.
Luckly he had a attack of the guilts and owned up to it before it went flying.
Needless to stay he was given his marching orders out of the RAAF.

Firefly · Guru

There are some little ferals out there guys.

They don't have a fear of being flogged like we did though, its all touchy feelie now and they have the fear of a stern um lecture. confuse

dave06 · Guru

shoulda tied it in a knot!!!

Firefly · Guru

al · Senior Member

hi all
for those who have asked it was on yorke peninsula s.a. i won't mention town or cp. it had nothing to do with them. don't know where kid was from .
regards
al

Vic41 · Senior Member

al wrote:

hi all
for those who have asked it was on yorke peninsula s.a. i won't mention town or cp. it had nothing to do with them. don't know where kid was from .
regards
al

Thanks for the feedback Al, could happen in any place though and I agree the CP cannot be held responsible. Very popular SA holiday spot for kids and adults, just love the place when we were there, we were warned to stay away during school holidays though and thankfully we missed them.

Regards
Vic

Vic41 · Senior Member

Gary & Kerry,

Reminded me of the time I went on a Hercules, one of the comedians either from the ground crew or aircrew turned the little urinal pipe on the outside that is supposed to draw the urine out into the atmosphere turned it back the other way facing forward into the direction of travel, so anyone having a pee had it blow back at them. Must have been some wags working on those A/C.

Vic

ibbo · Guru

Hey Vic,reminds me about the time I was doing some work on a Fleet Air Arm Gannet a/c.Thre pilot had a piss tube with a spring lid on it to wee into during long flights or whatever,the observers seat which was behind the pilot also had the same kind of tube,a sprog(new recruit)was being instructed in the layout of the pilots controls etc,he spotted the tube and was told that it was communicating with the observer,"just lift the lid and blow into the tube and the observer will answer the pilot".great mirth and merriment to see this poor kid blowing into the tube and then putting it to his ear waiting for a reply.Cheers.Ibbo.Sorry Al did not mean to pinch your post.

sgntbilko · Senior Member

All I can say is that the little darlings should have been drowned at birth. They are just a waste to humanity.

Vic41 · Senior Member

Glad I just had my breakfast Ibbo, poor newbies in the Services certainly are given a hard time, gives the older hand a bit of humour for their day. Maybe that is where the jokers come from, learn their joker apprenticeships in caravan parks as kids, lol.

Vic

Cruising Granny · Guru

Where do these kids come from?
It seems you scored a good parent, and justice was handed out.
It's good to know it wasn't my 2 grandsons who live at Editburgh with their mum, and the oldest it's 12 yet.
I just can't fathom how they think of these sorts of things.
My van tanks are locked, but how do they think of such a filthy prank?
We have to have eyes in the back of our heads these days and expect the absolutely unexpected. Bloody little sh!ts. Cheers Chris

Rolly · Guru

It's not confined to "these days", Chris.

I can remember similar pranks being played out when I was a kid.

I thought it particularly offensive at the time and still do.

Some adults think it's a heck of a joke.

Smokeydk · Guru

2 things lacking now days....

1) Respect for others and property

2) Discipline.......or lack of makes.... lil s..t heads

Dave

tonyd · Guru

Ah, yes.
As a certified old bugger (pushing 66) I am increasingly saddened by the total lack of respect for others that now permeates Australian society.
For some time now I have been worrying that we as a society are headed, in my lifetime and yours, for total bloody anarchy.
It came to a head this week when a dreadful paedophile in Perth who had TWICE been sentenced to "never to be released" terms was . . . you guessed, it released.
The (female) judge said he'd be fine in the community. You have to wonder where these bloody judges come from, and the circles in which they mix. Cloud cuckoo land comes to mind.
This bloke is an obvious candidate for the pellet solution. The pellet is applied just behind the ear. It travels at 2000 feet per second. It is totally effective and no one who has been treated with it has EVER offended again.
Simple, cheap, guaranteed. And there will be NO shortage of volunteers to apply the solution. My hand's up, for starters.

dave06 · Guru

it makes me wonder that as these kids have kids what is going to happen, are they going to be allowed to run wild as is the case now, or are the parents (kids of today) so self centred that they will not tolerate bad behaviour and jump on the next generation (their kids) with such force that it will become a generation of angels

we, the family, have had this discussion many times and it has intrigued me, my kids were and are fantastic by the way, never a seconds greif by either of my two sons, or any of my "adopties", only extreme pride all the way down the line

however having said that, my son said to me when we first brought the camper home "you better put a lock on that watertank or someone will piddle in it"

I had never thought of this so what does that make me, stupid or ignorant or all of the above, I simply did not think of that

I put a locking device on it by the way, no piddley water for Dave thank you!!!

Ma · Guru

not stupid or ignorant Dave just like most of us GN's too trusting.

suenami · Senior Member

Another two things:
1. The breakdown of the family unit is responsible for many things. (goes back 30-odd years)
2. There should be a law against children having children.

Delta18 · Guru

Shame that someone couldn't design a filler neck that incorporated a guillotine and when some came along to claim a missing appendage, you would know who the guilty party was.

Our van came with lockable filler necks which we keep locked all the time.

Dirty little buggers!

dave06 · Guru

ooh!!!! the unkindest cut sinks into oblivion after that comment, my legs immediately involuntarily contracted by about 6 inches after that remark

mike and Judy · Guru

The whole problem of this total anarchry, is the failure of the courts to adminster suitable juctice to the offenders,at the same time they are taking the authority away from the parent, My D/i/l is not game to smack her daughter as a friend around the back of where she lives has been visited by the law when the young girl told her teacher that her mother had belted her
No inquiry as too how long ,hard, or for what reason, the little brat probably deserved it
If you were a judge, and the prisons were full of minor offenders, where would the real bad people go?
I say bring back the stocks , public humilation, does'nt have to be capital punishment, and let all the people know their faces so WE THE PUBLIC CAN KEEP A CHECK ON THEM

Basil Faulty · Guru

suenami wrote:

Another two things:
1. The breakdown of the family unit is responsible for many things. (goes back 30-odd years)
2. There should be a law against children having children.

3. there should be compulsory sterilisation of repeat welfare abusers who have heaps of kids to different fathers and don't seem to know what causes it.
4. people should be made aware of their responsibilities rather than their rights.
5. Sexual offence offenders should be microchipped, and a village built at Marralinga (with of course all mod cons) to house them.

Basil Faulty · Guru

Delta18 wrote:

Shame that someone couldn't design a filler neck that incorporated a guillotine and when some came along to claim a missing appendage, you would know who the guilty party was.

Our van came with lockable filler necks which we keep locked all the time.

Dirty little buggers!

Ok guys, I met an old codger at Mackay a few years ago who had his fresh water jerry fouled so his solution was to rub the inside of the spout with chillie, the hoter the better, and awaited the springing of his trap. Happened around 2 in the morning, heard some noise let the fiend do his thing then cassually strolled to the amentities block where the offender was washing his willy with great enthusiasm. The old codger takes a photo and then proceeds to make cutting remarks about the size of the willy and told the guy he was going to post the picture on the net.....

Firefly · Guru

Now thats revenge, I love it.

Ma · Guru

Basil Faulty wrote:

5. Sexual offence offenders should be microchipped, and a village built at Marralinga (with of course all mod cons) to house them.

I thought they already had one of these Basil. It's called Kirkonell (specifically set aside for rock spiders and sexual deviants) and it's at Yetholme near Bathurst in NSW. Certainly has all mod cons even lovely side lit make up mirrors for the transexuals and cross dressers. I kid you not.

dave06 · Guru

reminds me of the old feller who went back to his quack after bowel surgery, seems the surgeon had made a mistake and connected some of his bowel to his willy and now he was fluffing out of his dangly bit

the doctor asked him if it troubled him,

his answer was "well not me doc, but it sure puts the wind up the missus"

I'll find the corner myself shall I!!!