Today was my 37th Aniversary. As I'm now on Ginko I did remember it and bought SWMBO a huge bunch of Orchids - she had Orchids in her Posy all those years ago. There has been some water over the bridge since then...
So after the presentation she orders me to give her a Vase and then she fills it with water, at this stage I'm wetting myself as SWMBO has not worked out they are FAKE, all be it exceptional quality fakes.....
We are having a big slap up dinner tonight to celebrate..... Tuna Mornay on toast...... then I'll fall asleep infront of the TV only to be wakend @ bedtime and told to go to bed....
Got some special condoms today so that during the ensuing coitus there will be no interuptus....
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Happy Anniversary Basil and Mrs Basil Hope you have a great night,Enjoy your dinner,nothing wrong with Tuna Mornay, May you have lots more anniversarys, Chris and Robbie
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Basil and Gracie.I think I had Hot Tongue and Duck under the table on our 37th.Good on you both.Cheers.Ibbo and Sylvia.............Wally says to say hello to Gracie.
Congratulations Basil on your wife's perserverence and endurance for all those years, and for the long-life orchids so you'll always remember this day, and that one. I've been single for almost that long after escaping an abusive relationship. Not game to trust anyone who gets too close. It must be great to have such a close friend sharing your life, and your wife too. Not sure about that condom. Looks like an instrument of torture. Guaranteed birth control. Bonking should be a recreational activity by now. Cheers Chris
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How dumb am I!!!!!! I thought the condom was a vase for the orchids until I went back and had another look. Maybe time to go get the old eyes checked.Now I know what the note was on the bottom of post. Chris the idiot lol
37 years??? You only get ten to twenty for murder. :) What has that poor woman put up with in all this time?...............Better still.......Why has she put up with it for so long??
The tuna on toast and the telly nap are a nice touch to a perfect day. You guys sure know how to live. (Now I know why she has put up with you for so long)
All the best to you both Basil.
May the plastic flowers and ribbed and barbed condoms be kind to you for the next 37 years.
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Well done to u and your enduring loverly lady Basil . Gawd u look a mile to young to have done that long a sentence. Me and the Boss have clocked over 50 ofem but ive got a wrinkle for every one. gawd come to think of it, wrinkes added to inches once now only one wrinkle. Again well done mate
