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Dear Friend, With due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose I make this contact with you as I believe that you can be of great assistance to me. my name is Mr.Bellack Morris, from Ouagadougou Republic of BURKINA FASO, West Africa. Presently i work in the Bank as telex manager. I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the internet .In case you are not the person I am supposed to contact , please see this as a confidential message and do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret.
I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger . You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life.
It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent. Their Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.
I acted as the Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to control. They laundered over ($5b) Five Billion Dollars during the process .As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert more than Ten Million Dollars ($10m) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank. The bank is anxious now to know who is the beneficiary to the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.
It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas. The $10 Million Dollars has been lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the funds to a foreign account to enable me share the proceeds with the receiver. The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .
There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything.I only want you to assist me by providing a bank account where the funds can be transferred. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am going to handle the transfer personally. If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you a detailed information on what to do.
For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that took the whole money did not face any problems. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no one in the bank knows about the funds.
Please supply me the following: Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me. Waiting for your urgent response. Yours Faithfully, Mr.Bellack Morris.
Dear Beneficiary,
We are glad to inform you that from the online email ballot promotions held by Motorola Company, your email have been approved to claim the sum of £400,000.00 GBP (Four Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds), you are required to provide us with the information below for verification.
Full Name:___ Address____ Tel:_____ Occupation____ Country:____ Sex:____ Age____
Reply this email with the information for claim (mheadofficeuk@yahoo.com.hk)
Yours faithfully, Mrs. Leslie Roberts.
I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.i have a business proposal of Twenty Two million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only for you to transact with me from my bank to your country.
All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance and as soon as I receive your return mail Via my email address:choi_chu202@yahoo.co.jp and I will let you know what is required of you.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Best Regards, Mr. Vincent Cheng
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Dear Basil.My name is Ibbo.I am your long lost love child.Please send me your banking details to allow me to share my child allowance for the last twenty years.I have heaps of relos living in African countries that would like to share wealth with you.Beware of internet scams,the head scammer one Kevin Ruddish has promised free housing,financial gain,and safe boat building TAFE courses.Thank you Dad.Cheers.Ibbo.
Unfortunately there are some poor, innocent, gullible victims out there who do get sucked in by this crap in the hope of some cash. Those ladies and other people have written to me too, and I've never been to Sth Africa. It's a shame people have to lose to learn.
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Unfortunately there are some poor, innocent, gullible victims out there who do get sucked in by this crap in the hope of some cash. Those ladies and other people have written to me too, and I've never been to Sth Africa. It's a shame people have to lose to learn.
Poor, innocent, gullible????? ..... this stuff would be blatantly illegal if it were for real. Even the Nanny State can't protect these people from themselves
Intelligence and stupidity are not mutually exclusive
No No give it right back.. tell them that, we Interpole have been watching you for some time and will be calling there in the morning to arrest you . Thank you for sending the Email.. Or tell them you are on your way over there to shoot them for ripping of your dear granny.. dont send any smile,s with it...I did use a few fff and bbb and all thoes words that film stars use these days....havent had any replys as yet...Bob
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Dear Basil.My name is Ibbo.I am your long lost love child.Please send me your banking details to allow me to share my child allowance for the last twenty years.I have heaps of relos living in African countries that would like to share wealth with you.Beware of internet scams,the head scammer one Kevin Ruddish has promised free housing,financial gain,and safe boat building TAFE courses.Thank you Dad.Cheers.Ibbo.
Ibbo, thought I reconised you - you are my long lost twin brother - thought I would never find you, could you cc me into the email to our dad, Basil. The quest to find you has cost me $10.000 so if you could see it in your heart to send that amount to secret account number 123456789 in Ryonda... Cannot wait to meet you & dad..
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Biggles at long last a relo.By the way Bro what happened to our Mum?A cheque has been sent by accountant inKarachi his name is Achmed Hussein-Smythe.Do you think Chris is our long lost sister?How can I ever repay you Basil for reuniting my sibling.Sorry Dad I should respect you and refrain from calling you Basil..............Hey hang on a bit how can I be older than my Dad?Did you adopt me?or am I a.............bastard?all these years I have lived in Australia I have been called a "Pommie Bastard"how did I not know?when everyone else did.Cheers.Ibbo.
Basil ................I'm afraid to say I think you might have problems with the Bellack Morris deal. If you put that amount of money into your personal account......the tax department will query it. Just thought you should know that before you commit.
The Motorola Company deal will be okay because the currency is Great British Pounds so that will not be questioned.
I would suspect the proposal from the Hong Kong Bank Chairman as his email address is in Japan. I'm not saying he isn't straight, but I would investigate further!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Tuesday 24th of November 2009 11:14:38 AM
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-- Edited by jimricho on Tuesday 24th of November 2009 02:20:11 PM
Yeah good ole Gough was pushing it.
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I received an advice of a huge "win" in the Netherlands, (I think) in the mail today. As long as I send my credit card details, with the 3 digit security number on the back paying $55, I can have my money. Iwon! I won! I won! I'm soooo lucky. Well I signed nothing, sent no money or credit card details, and packed it all in the return envelope, without a stamp, back to them. Cheeky bast..ds! They must think they're the only clever people on the planet capable of ripping off every other dump human on the Earth. Damn arrogance!
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