Have you read the story about the young bloke in victoria who had his cruise control jam on him today.He was driving a Ford Explorer.Sorry Terro,that is a prisoner who is about to find out just what being in the **** means.Cheers.Ibbo.

His Lucky day I think.

Cheers,
xina.

Here is my idea of a bad day!!




A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened.

The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing, half-blind Jock and that Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing and shaking hands, when a bus hit us.

It is a nice thought though Sir Terro. :)

I guess sometimes these things do happen?? Don't know about with the Iraqis though?