Merry xmas to all , but a dry one for me. I made the mistake of trusting a mate to get me 2 cartons for xmas day, and guess what. NO BEER. I asked him yesterday if they would be here, and was told NO WORRIES. Next time I will get it myself. This will be a change -haven,t had a dry xmas for years. Maybe its a good thing, but I don,t think so. Have to work tommorrow. Bugga.
I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
bill12 wrote:Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
No, but I did hear of the two young brothers talking after getting the "Fire & Brimstone" sermon about Satan in church....."do you believe that stuff? asks the younger one. "Nah" says his brother, "you watch, it will be dad playing him too"
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Bill,you poor man.How cruel can a man be to a fellow man.To help ease your thirst I will drink one for you and one for me until my slab haS GONE TO god.Chin up Bill you are amongst mates.Cheers.Ibbo.
Aw diddums, what sort of mate would do that? I hope you didn't send money first, that would be a totally bad mate thing to do, especially at Christmas. However, with all the sympathetic drinkers imbibing on your behalf, they'll get pissed, and crook, and you'll have had a great time, with no hangover to go to work with. Now that has to be an upside to this tragedy. Heck I even had a coupla bubbl...bubbl....ah - bubbly.... champers today, and nothing gave me potassium drop outs. Now, that's special -you have no idea how special that is. Having a great Boxing Day at work.
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I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
Jumping into the sack with Santa could be errrrr interesting.....But hey whatever floats your boat.....
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I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
Jumping into the sack with Santa could be errrrr interesting.....But hey whatever floats your boat.....
Alfoil condoms anyone, going cheap.
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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
I've got some good quality alfoil here, heaps and heaps of it.........slightly used but surely turkey or pork or ham or plum pudding flavours would add to the experience
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Guru & Ma Ulladulla NSW Happy day, safe travelling Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)
As long as there are no holes in it Ma I reckon we could make a killing here. I am a little disappointed there is not any DUCK flavoured alfoil, but then we can't have everything can we. :) :) :)
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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
Didn't want to mention the "duck alfoil" JRH. Would hate to offend our most esteemed member..........you know who I mean.
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Guru & Ma Ulladulla NSW Happy day, safe travelling Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)
Didn't want to mention the "duck alfoil" JRH. Would hate to offend our most esteemed member..........you know who I mean.
How can you offend a Duck that wears an alfoil beanie, nothing can get through, the alfoil reflects it into outer space rather than absorbing it into inner space.
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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
LOL Thanks Ma...............for your consideration about the Duck's feeling!!
I preferred him when he was too P*ssed to type!!
There is a reason why some pepole are so far away from the rest of society. They obviously can't mix with other people. Thank goodness I AM wearing my alfoil beanie!!
I'm pretty thick ........even without the alfoil beanie LOL
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Adelaide South Australia
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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I've got some good quality alfoil here, heaps and heaps of it.........slightly used but surely turkey or pork or ham or plum pudding flavours would add to the experience
I have only ever tasted fruit or aniseed flavoured condoms the turkey pork etc would make a change.... And before you ask, don't ask....
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