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my thought for this week


confuseconfusemaybe something on a bit of a lighter note this week...........once upon a time there was a little bird that waited to long to fly north for the winter,, when he did finally start to fly he flew through a snow storm and soon became frozen and dropped to the ground in a cattle yard,, where upon a cow passing by did a rather large poo on top of the frozen bird,, now the heat from this fresh cow poo soon started to thaw out the little bird and he started to sing because he was warm and cosy,,,, a passing fox heard the singing and soon dug up the little bird and ate him............moral of this story is this,,, not everyone who craps on you is your enemy,, not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend,, so if your safe,, warm and and happy even if you are in a pile of crap at the time learn to shut the f*** up..............
 it seemed midly amusing to me when i heard it the first time.........
one more..........
happiness is wanting what you have not having what you want !!!!!!!biggrin

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ive heard that one before,
and some times its not worth opening your mouth,, some times it is and it still back fires on you..life i guess

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A solicitor friend of mine tells the story of a colleague of his (a keen fly fisherman) who has a trophy trout mounted with the inscription "If I'd kept my mouth shut I wouldn't be here"

(mmmm maybe I should think about that one)

-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 1st of November 2010 06:44:18 AM

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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that is your own self.

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Another one

' A closed mouth gathers no foot'

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