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Maybe a bit toooo Scottish for some of you!! Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.



dammit seniors moment - was supposed to be in the joke section  sorry bout that... pete



-- Edited by petengail on Friday 18th of March 2011 03:40:32 PM

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huh??

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laughing.giflaughing.giflaughing.gif

More at the senior moment than the joke, sorry. Nice to see others have them too. hmm

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I thought it was a good onebiggrin...if it had been in the Joke section I wouldn't have seen it.hmm

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Pure gold.....


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Same here Delta.   good one Pete



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love it so simple but funny

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