Have you right-clicked and clicked on Show Picture Jules ?   I have and still can't see them

Cheers,

Sheba.

Nothing here either.

robell wrote:

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Cant see any pictures, but the cause of male deaths before females could be that we males open our mouths at the wrong time.

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 Can't see any pic's either.......male deaths.......or we prefer to die early to escape a fate worst than death....

Disclaimer. The poster is not the writer.
I just thought it would be a good place to post this bit I saw not long ago
Not necessary my opinion I wouldn't be game to own up if it was

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape,you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers,you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!

It is a joke.

jimricho wrote:

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NeilandRaine wrote:

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It is a joke.

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 Then why is it cluttering up the general forum and not in the joke forum?

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 Because it fit in with the thread......... Lighten  Up

Wombat 280. There is no pictures. And the joking they were talking about was the one by NeilandRaine.

Glad it's not just me this time.

Cheers,

Sheba.

Sorry Folks have now convert them to Jpeg  hope you can see them now

Australian OH&S standards are a bit higher, and so is our commonsense factor - I hope.