Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...

Bobdown · Bobdown

What was he thinking......

Craig1 · Craig1

a great reader

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

She wins..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

rgren2 · rgren2

Craig1 · Craig1

https://www.bobdowne.com/ This has been promoted on our local radio, I thought our "snappy mate " may have been moonlighting over in the East ( God's Country), but no, just a pale imitator.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Shortest PM in UK...and not her height. Gets her own back.

anolphart · anolphart

A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans D...

anolphart · anolphart

The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...

Craig1 · Craig1

Some were too r.d.

Craig1 · Craig1

Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...

RickJ · RickJ

86GTS · 86GTS

Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...

86GTS · 86GTS

A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

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	Pregnancy Q&A (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	837	07:23 PM Nov 29, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	The preacher, (Preview) The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...	aussie_paul	0	786	06:56 PM Nov 29, 2022 by aussie_paul
	My wife........... (Preview) My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...	aussie_paul	0	815	06:21 PM Nov 29, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Macho Man (Preview) What was he thinking......	Bobdown	2	1181	01:15 PM Nov 29, 2022 by peter67
	Hindsight (Preview) a great reader	Craig1	0	959	07:50 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital..... (Preview) A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...	aussie_paul	0	902	04:38 PM Nov 28, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Well, today I didn't do it. (Preview) A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...	aussie_paul	0	610	04:31 PM Nov 28, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Man vs Woman (Preview) She wins..........	Bobdown	1	916	12:25 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	Fair enough....something for everybody (Preview)	Bobdown	2	952	12:19 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	On ya bike. (Preview)	rgren2	0	905	09:39 PM Nov 26, 2022 by rgren2
	Bob Down(e) (Preview) https://www.bobdowne.com/ This has been promoted on our local radio, I thought our "snappy mate " may have been moonlighting over in the East ( God's Country), but no, just a pale imitator.	Craig1	2	736	08:24 PM Nov 26, 2022 by Craig1
	Ms Truss (Preview) Shortest PM in UK...and not her height. Gets her own back.	Bobdown	1	780	04:52 PM Nov 26, 2022 by Craig1
	Sportsman's Double (Preview) A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans D...	anolphart	1	1059	04:14 PM Nov 26, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Thor (Preview) The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...	anolphart	4	1016	04:11 PM Nov 26, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Monkee Sayings (Preview) Some were too r.d.	Craig1	1	946	01:32 PM Nov 25, 2022 by grahos
	perfect (Preview) Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...	Craig1	0	584	07:44 PM Nov 23, 2022 by Craig1
	Lateral thinking (Preview)	RickJ	0	798	12:47 PM Nov 23, 2022 by RickJ
	Canoe (Preview) Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...	86GTS	1	767	02:57 PM Nov 22, 2022 by Possum3
	Zulu Hunter (Preview) A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...	86GTS	0	582	02:15 PM Nov 22, 2022 by 86GTS
	That’s my bike (Preview)	Ivan 01	0	710	08:28 AM Nov 22, 2022 by Ivan 01
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