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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
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I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anyt...
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Harley Rider.
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A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and h...
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Movie.
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Microwave dinner.
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Jellyfish.
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For the Linesmen out there.
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LOL.
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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...
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Alzheimers?
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Survey result.
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Life Skills
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In Court.
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I was in court the other day and I heard the prosecutor say to the defendant: "I have some good news and some bad news".Whats the bad news? asks the crook.The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.Whats the good news?Your cholesterol is low.
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Sure sign.
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She made me do it
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did--A 1953 Post Card -- Edited by Craig1 on Friday 7th of May 2021 04:48:47 PM
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Church Bulletins
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> > They're back! > > Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Confere...
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Church sign.
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Can't make this stuff up
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I like seeing people hurt themselves............
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Strippers- Very Naughty Do not go here if easily offeneded
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The big green shed.
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You'd be surprised how quickly employees at Bunning's assist you after waiting 20 minutes, when you try and start a chainsaw.
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Dont Give a S....
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Hope no one has stolen all the free paper
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Neighbor
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