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On Line Dating..
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I had a mate that was always threatening to leave his Missus and her reply was always, "'You'd miss me" - He didn't; he used a telescopic sight. Now I'll go in the naughty corner.
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The medical exam..
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During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...
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Supper..
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Problem..
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retirement..
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another lol..
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lol..
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Cordless Drill
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Pantyhose
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The cat
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My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater.Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard.When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...
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The Funeral ...
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Are you ready?
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Council job interview
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A guy rocks up to the town hall to interview for a desk job. The hiring manager starts ticking boxes.Any allergies we should know about? Yeah, the bloke says, coffee.The manager raises an eyebrow. Ever worked in public service before? Sort of. I did a few years in the army. Two tours overseas.Excellen...
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The garbage disposal is dead!
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Weve all had trouble with our pets but I dont think anyone can top this one.I hate calling in sick to work. Even when I have a perfectly good reason, I always feel like my boss assumes Im lying.Well, recently I did have a real reasonbut it was so humiliating, I lied anyway. I told them Id injured my head, and...
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How Laws work .....
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Larson
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Forgetful..
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Wireless..
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Upon reaching retirement age..
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Upon reaching retirement age, Jim went to this local Social Security office to apply for his retirement benefits.The lady behind the counter, processing his claim asked him for his driver's license in order to verify his age.He quickly checked his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home...
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9 important facts ...
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