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Todays Funnies 3
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Bobdown
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Jon Faine
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Jon Faine was the host of ABC Radio Melbourne's morning programme. -- Edited by Mike Harding on Sunday 15th of January 2023 07:24:41 AM
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While the limericks are flowing.......
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
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Doctors misdiagnosed a hip problem
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Sad story
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Cop this one Craig and Magnarc
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There was an old church boy known wellInto acts of depravity he fellWith a grin on his faceHis robe he unlacedNow the big judge will send him to hell
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Greta
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Ok Craig you asked for it!!!
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam Loud was his mirth, Cos he knew that on earth, There were only two balls - and he had em. (I know I said I wouldn't but then I found this one!)
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St Giles
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From down in the crypt at St Giles Came a scream that resounded for miles Said the vicar "Good Gracious, has Brother Ignatious Forgotten the Bishop has piles.
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Poem
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There once was a chap from Cape Horn, Who wished that he'd never been born, He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn. PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
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Atoms etc:
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Then there was the atom scientist with VD who went into hospital and came out with a new clear weapon.
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More funny nonsense
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Different meanings
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THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-sh...
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Funny Billboards
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Funnies...mixed bag
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Failing to stop at a stop sign
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer sa...
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Polly Joke
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-09/trial-of-former-one-nation-senator-rod-culleton/101837150?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web
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The queue for Harry's book
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anolphart
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The confession.
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An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, hed been in the bar when he met a young woman. Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father. Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin. Theres more, says the man. We went back to her place and made passionate love...
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They Walk Among Us
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