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yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

yobarr · yobarr

Bobdown · Bobdown

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ___________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ___________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ___________...

dorian · dorian

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/19/man-on-jobseeker-self-identifies-as-submarine/A

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never le...

anolphart · anolphart

Ive learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Im responsible for what I say, not what you understand...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2022 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger man...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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RickJ · RickJ

RickJ · RickJ

RickJ · RickJ

Bobdown · Bobdown

RickJ · RickJ

rgren2 · rgren2

anolphart · anolphart

I love the cheesy smile on the short guy ...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	PC ? (Preview)	yobarr	2	1347	08:14 PM Apr 22, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
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	Longer skirts (Preview)	yobarr	0	1072	01:23 PM Apr 22, 2023 by yobarr
	Court exchanges......sound familiar DMax (Preview) ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ___________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ___________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ___________...	Bobdown	3	1320	10:07 AM Apr 22, 2023 by Roy E
	Man on JobSeeker self-identifies as submarine in attempt to get more government funding (Preview) https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/19/man-on-jobseeker-self-identifies-as-submarine/A	dorian	4	1102	08:10 AM Apr 22, 2023 by dorian
	Little Freddy (Preview) Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...	aussie_paul	0	855	02:40 PM Apr 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	One of my favourites (Preview) Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never le...	Mike Harding	0	815	01:53 PM Apr 21, 2023 by Mike Harding
	Some pearls of wisdom (Preview) Ive learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Im responsible for what I say, not what you understand...	anolphart	1	804	12:13 PM Apr 21, 2023 by Craig1
	SCHOOL - 1950s v 2023 (Preview) Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2022 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger man...	Bobdown	9	1274	11:17 AM Apr 21, 2023 by Magnarc
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	Politics explained (Preview)	RickJ	0	656	10:10 AM Apr 19, 2023 by RickJ
	A sign usually reserved for Fridays :) (Preview)	RickJ	0	680	10:05 AM Apr 19, 2023 by RickJ
	Trump humour (Preview)	Bobdown	3	980	04:53 PM Apr 17, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
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	Philosophy 101 (Preview)	rgren2	0	795	06:34 AM Apr 17, 2023 by rgren2
	Nothing to wear (Preview) I love the cheesy smile on the short guy ...	anolphart	0	761	05:34 PM Apr 16, 2023 by anolphart
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