Just Joking

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?". A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?. The little girl said, "A mink on my b...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

As the senior nun and head of the girls school it was Mother Bernadette's task once a year to give a talk to the girls who were shortly to leave school for the world of work. As Mother Bernadette walked along the line of girls she touched each on the shoulder and asked "What do you wish to do when you leave her...

anolphart · anolphart

Bobdown · Bobdown

She does get a bit carried away.....

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression I presume. One little girl held up her hand and said: Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken. Very good said the teacher. Another one said: This morning, my fa...

rgren2 · rgren2

An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Aussie version of Jolene......not bad https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8RUhusb/

Craig1 · Craig1

Or could be pong ping

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

Little Johny went down to the local jetty to catch a fish. He had is old coke bottle with several broken fishing lines tied together, a single rusty hook, an old wine bottle cork top for a float and a bit of mouldy old bread for bait. When he got there, there were several seasoned fishermen already there w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...

Bobdown · Bobdown

What was he thinking......

Craig1 · Craig1

a great reader

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

She wins..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

rgren2 · rgren2

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	Little Johnnys Sister this time. (Preview) A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?". A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?. The little girl said, "A mink on my b...	Ivan 01	1	987	07:57 AM Dec 10, 2022 by Blues Man
	Mother Bernadette (Preview) As the senior nun and head of the girls school it was Mother Bernadette's task once a year to give a talk to the girls who were shortly to leave school for the world of work. As Mother Bernadette walked along the line of girls she touched each on the shoulder and asked "What do you wish to do when you leave her...	Mike Harding	0	854	12:33 PM Dec 8, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Entitled (Preview)	anolphart	0	1020	11:34 AM Dec 6, 2022 by anolphart
	Irish weather forecast (Preview) She does get a bit carried away.....	Bobdown	2	1073	06:34 PM Dec 5, 2022 by Tony Bev
	Little Johnny and the teacher,again. (Preview) A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression I presume. One little girl held up her hand and said: Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken. Very good said the teacher. Another one said: This morning, my fa...	Ivan 01	1	752	11:33 AM Dec 5, 2022 by Magnarc
	Stoicism (Preview) An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...	rgren2	3	1401	02:15 PM Dec 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Noeline (Preview) Aussie version of Jolene......not bad https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8RUhusb/	Bobdown	1	1065	12:58 PM Dec 3, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Ping Pong (Preview) Or could be pong ping	Craig1	1	1010	05:39 PM Dec 2, 2022 by Bobdown
	Ideology madness (Preview)	anolphart	1	869	05:24 PM Dec 2, 2022 by Craig1
	Johny goes fishing (Preview) Little Johny went down to the local jetty to catch a fish. He had is old coke bottle with several broken fishing lines tied together, a single rusty hook, an old wine bottle cork top for a float and a bit of mouldy old bread for bait. When he got there, there were several seasoned fishermen already there w...	anolphart	4	1145	12:32 PM Dec 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Pregnancy Q&A (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	887	07:23 PM Nov 29, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	The preacher, (Preview) The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...	aussie_paul	0	834	06:56 PM Nov 29, 2022 by aussie_paul
	My wife........... (Preview) My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...	aussie_paul	0	862	06:21 PM Nov 29, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Macho Man (Preview) What was he thinking......	Bobdown	2	1284	01:15 PM Nov 29, 2022 by peter67
	Hindsight (Preview) a great reader	Craig1	0	1036	07:50 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital..... (Preview) A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...	aussie_paul	0	955	04:38 PM Nov 28, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Well, today I didn't do it. (Preview) A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...	aussie_paul	0	664	04:31 PM Nov 28, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Man vs Woman (Preview) She wins..........	Bobdown	1	1015	12:25 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	Fair enough....something for everybody (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1018	12:19 PM Nov 28, 2022 by Craig1
	On ya bike. (Preview)	rgren2	0	994	09:39 PM Nov 26, 2022 by rgren2
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