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What mouse?
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Mein
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Massive Things
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I'm fascinated by these massive things.
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Mein
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Putin at work
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Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions. Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have...
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Bobdown
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Act Fast
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Goat
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rgren2
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We need a light in here
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My apology to whenarewethere if this has appeared on here in the last 20 years While her husband was busy at work one day, a bored housewife took a lover into her bedroom for some illicit fun, completely unaware that her nine year old son was silently hiding in the closet. And when her husband came home...
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Ivan 01
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Prayin Like Denis- what a menace
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Craig1
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A little problem
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a...
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Clarky 1
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Fifty Dollars is fifty Dollars
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Radar
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Home Improvement Oversight
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Mein
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That’s gratitude for you !
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Aus-Kiwi
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Pothole season is open....
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You started it...
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck;walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE.I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like ta...
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Seminar...
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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!I was less amus...
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After all this rain .
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Drink driving
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Bobdown
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Fresh from my shower,
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Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between the...
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aussie_paul
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pfizer and pepsi
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only for those who are easily offended
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Craig1
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A Couple From FB
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86GTS
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The Only One
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Totally out of the blue, my 55 year old girlfriend said I was the only one she's been to bed with. "What!!!" I replied. She then continued, "Yeah. I've been with a 10, a few 7 to 8s and lots of 5s but you're the only 1."
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